ULTIMATE IT / BF APPLICATION

Ultimate IT is similar to a BF, or my Cula….. Im posting this just for fun... but who know's? just copy the questions & answer it, if you feel like it! then paste it as “add comment” to this blog.. thanks!

BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:Piercing/tattoos:

OTHERS:
1. Do you drink/smoke/drugs?
2. Do you like movies?
3. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
4. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
5. Would you kiss my neck?
6. Are you athletic?
7. If so…what sport?
8. Would you still call me right after we saw each other?
9. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
10. Favorite part of you body?
11. Favorite part of a woman’s body?
12. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
13. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, jerk)?
14. Would you give me a kiss just because (meaning for no reason at all)?
15. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
16. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
17. Would u have sex with me?
18. If so, what’s the soonest into our relationship you’d have it?
19. Would you tell your friends we had sex?
20. Would u let me touch u wherever?
21. How smart are you?
22. Do u have a specific body type that u like?
23. If so wut is it? (fat, skinny, chubby, athletic, etc)?
24. What would u do if i cried?
25. If i were 2 ask u out what would u say?
26. Would u make out with me?
27. If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?28. Would u ever cheat on me?
29. Would u ever trust me?
30. Would you ever lie to me?
31. Would you be proud to introduce me to your friends?
32. How far would u go with me?
33. What’s your favorite color?
34. When is your birthday?
35. What is your motto in life?

I Love You Like My Lost Wallet

I love you like my lost wallet.

and the TIMEZONE token I always mistook for a one peso coin.

I love you completely unlike the blank wallet ID card I never filled out.

I love you more than my expired Visa or my Starbucks card, which still needed twenty-one more stamps before i can claim my free planner.

I love you bigger than the zipper on the ridiculously small change pocket, its dwarf-sized stitching.

I love you full like the empty space where 500 hundred peso bills would have been.

MY NEW WALLET

My old professor in college used to tell us that wallets are a lot like boys, “Dapat mong ingatan, kasi kung hindi mo iningatan baka may mangyari.”

I know what he means. I just lost a wallet, & I just lost a boy. You know, the exact same thing.

One day, you realize its gone. You try to look for it everywhere, even going back to the places where you could have lost it.

You think, & you think hard, only to come upon a grim realization: it’s really gone.

Ofcourse, you can hold on to some hope. After all, there have been some very, very (blessed?) people who get it back.

Perhaps you could become one of those people. You sit home & you hope that someone would call, & that you would get it back. But then, some time passes, & you realize that its still gone, & you realize that its time to let go.

The 1st few days, you turn to your friends for support. Some tell you you’ll be okay, some tell you that it was your fault & that you should have been more careful, & some tell you about their own experiences.

They give you all sorts of advices, none you haven’t heard before. You then go out to find a new wallet, only to realize that you don’t really want a new one. You want the old one that you lost.

No, you don’t want all these better-looking wallets, you want yours, because of how comfortable it is, because of all the cards & pictures & other stuff in it.

You go out & carry on without a wallet, keeping your money in your pocket instead. You throw away stuffs that you would have held on if you had your old wallet. And then, finally, you find a new wallet you like & settle in. you then start filling your new wallet, little by little. It still doesn’t feel as comfortable as the old one. But its getting there.

Then you start putting in cards & pictures & other important stuff in the wallet. Soon enough, there’s as much stuff in your new wallet as the old one. And then, after sometime, you feel comfortable with your new wallet.

And then you realize that you’ve almost forgotten you ever had your old wallet. Sure, you still remember most of the stuff you lost on that wallet. But then again, you don’t remember the feeling of hurt that you felt when you lost it.

That’s because that wallet you lost is no longer your wallet. You’re no longer holding on. This new wallet you’re holding, it has all the important cards & pictures & stuff that you need. This is your wallet.

And this time, you tell yourself, you’re never losing this one.

** For my new wallet, you know who you are… this is for you… 

20 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE SLEEPING WITH A GUY

1. If he knows your last name, if he doesn’t don’t bother sleeping with him at all!
2. His name - his whole (real) name atleast, not just Mr. Luvva Boi from chat.
3. Whether he has a criminal record.
4. Whether he has a kid (Hey, it helps to know if he is capable of leaving you a lifetime souvenir, or not..).
5. That he doesn’t stock up on cartoon neckties/socks/boxers. Tweety Bird undies has no place on your bed.
6. That he doesn’t expect the venue to be a carpark… Even if he drives a FORD EXPEDITION, & the two of you could roll in it like crazy.
7. That his former BOO - boiler EX doesn’t have access to his flat anymore.
8. Precisely where his webcam is (if he has any…).
9. His take on SAFE SEX & that doesn’t just mean crossing his fingers & hoping that he won’t get you knocked up!
10. If he’s the type to go call for breakfast deliveries, so the two of you can have breakfast together, or if he’ll just ignore you until you leave.
11. How he dances. This can tell a lot about how he, err…
12. That he doesn’t keep hardcore or sadistic porn mags by his bed.
13. That he doesn’t have a worrying obsession with knives, blades or guns.
14. Whether he’s likely to start sobbing his EX’s name in the throes of passion.
15. That he isn’t living with anyone who is likely to walk in on the two of you while you are doing the deed.
16. If he is planning on applying for PBB (Pinoy Big Brother) & revealing all about every woman he’s shared a bed with.
17. Whether there’s anything to worry about in his DVD collection - stalker or snuff movies, say.
18. How long it’s been since his last fling/gf (more than a few weeks… GOOD. Less than a day… BAD).
19. Whether he rates Hannibal Lecter as one of his heroes.
20. If he is married.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CULA

I hate the way you talk to me; And the way you wear your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
I hate it when you stare
I hate the way you ignore me; & the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re often right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh; even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around , & the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
NOT EVEN CLOSE,
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT,
NOT EVEN AT ALL.